Chapter 834 Dick Is Pretty Hard:>Ep1

• A woman gets hit from behind on Valentine's Day.
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• It was Valentine's Day, and already the day had gone shittier than I had imagined. I couldn't remember the last time I'd gotten laid on Valentine's Day or even had a Valentine, for that matter. I had just dropped my kids off at their father's house at his request. His new wife had a Valentine's Day party planned for them. I felt sorry for myself for a moment. I was still single, even after two marriages and a handful of other failed relationships. I got in my Honda Civic and began the drive to the post office. I minded my own business, and I wasn't even texting and driving when I felt my whole car lurch forward violently. It took a few moments to realize that someone had hit me from behind.